A man was having affair with his friend\'s wife in his friend\'s appartment. They\'ve got to the sweetest moment and they didn\'t realise the presence of the husband. The husband cleared his throat to alert them. the man quickly woke up and was running away. The husband stopped him and asked him to collect his dress. he did and continue running. He reached the door and stopped. He was coming back to the room when the husband stopped him and asked:
Husband: hey! man what do you want again?
man: i forgot to wipe up the seed from the woman.
Husband: And how do you do that?
man: i was thinking of using a foam around my penis and insert it into the woman.
Husband: The first one was so sweet and you want to go the second round. idiot get away. I will wipe it out myself.